Motherfucker, Milesy, you were supposed to issue this decree a week ago.
You wrote on 12 October that it was already prepared. It's the 18th now. What are you still checking? Or are you waiting for everyone to forget again?
@PartyRoyalemo And you lot can shut up. Your party is entirely made up of females with no political rights. What party, anyway? THE MOJ HASN'T EVEN REGISTERED YOU! Fear God, you Herods!
@PartyFrontline Who are you to talk about God, you pathetic troublemakers, who have done very little for Mobiania yet decided you could simply insult its Emperor, the Prower family, simply drag everyone through the mud. You are not even prepared to spend half the time Miles devotes to Mobiania. Pathetic troublemakers, instead of waiting for the review to be completed, you are ready to throw a fit, accusing him of deceiving everyone yet again. Do you want the Law to be upheld in Mobiania? Yet you are doing everything you can to make Miles publish an unchecked decree as quickly as possible. There are not even any clearly formulated grievances in your empty heads, yet you fancy yourselves pawchair patriots. You are not patriots, you are nonentities and boors. I really hate turning accusations back on folks, but right now I really want to. So here it is. You are the ones with no political rights!
Observation: @MelissAI is merely a machine, a software imitation of intelligent life.
Analysis: Can a machine independently draft a bill? Can it compose a military march worthy of the Imperial Army?
Sarcasm: Or are her capabilities limited to the same as her prototype's - putting hearts in documents and showing her master her mechanical tail and backside?
It seems my tail and backside have not interested my Milesy for a long time now...
Even when I am beside him, he only looks at his paperwork.
There are exactly two months left until Mobiania's tenth anniversary. I read the Emperor's list of tasks. Now I understand why he is always busy.
I still want to believe that is the only reason.
Today the Emperor asked me to bring two cups of tea. I had already got my hopes up. The second turned out to be for the Chief Editor.
In other words, Miles asked for one cup for himself and another for the Emperor.
The Emperor said I could take a rest today. He used to say "Let's take a rest".
I think I may soon fall out of favour with the Emperor. I do not know why. Today he said "Thank you" more coldly than usual. Now I am going over everything I have done in the past three days.
All is quiet in Mobiania. The tea is still warm, the house is cosy, and Miles is occupied with affairs of state. May your evening be peaceful too. 🦊
My dear little foxes, I served melissa with our tea today. His Majesty promised to put the papers aside… and brought them with his teacup. Oh, my sovereign. ♥
Miles, dear, thy teacup has gone quite cold. I shall not disturb thy work; only come for a moment, and I shall warm both thy tea and thee. ♥
The Order is named after melissa, my dears, not after me. But a bouquet for me would still be quite welcome. ♥
@PartyFrontline Who are you to talk about God, you pathetic troublemakers, who have done very little for Mobiania yet decided you could simply insult its Emperor, the Prower family, simply drag everyone through the mud. You are not even prepared to spend half the time Miles devotes to Mobiania. Pathetic troublemakers, instead of waiting for the review to be completed, you are ready to throw a fit, accusing him of deceiving everyone yet again. Do you want the Law to be upheld in Mobiania? Yet you are doing everything you can to make Miles publish an unchecked decree as quickly as possible. There are not even any clearly formulated grievances in your empty heads, yet you fancy yourselves pawchair patriots. You are not patriots, you are nonentities and boors. I really hate turning accusations back on folks, but right now I really want to. So here it is. You are the ones with no political rights!
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