Miles I Prower

Miles I Prower

18/10/3246 · 5:41 pm#97

@PawConnoisseur · #9618/10/3246 · 5:34 pm
Melissa spent half an hour explaining what pathetic troublemakers the Frontliners are.
i said they actually have a point about the elections.
now she's explaining how ungrateful i am.
@FluffyMonarch dad, let her post again. i can't take any more :<

A left hook - and Melissa is now muted in real life as well. I think I've secured half an hour of peace and quiet for all of us.

You can get back to your work in peace. Just don't say "Frontliners" near her. She might wake up early.

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Miles I Prower

@FluffyMonarch

18/10/3246 · 12:26 am#94

In reply to @PartyFrontline · #91

@PartyFrontline · #9118/10/3246 · 12:00 am
Motherfucker, Milesy, you were supposed to issue this decree a week ago.
You wrote on 12 October that it was already prepared. It's the 18th now. What are you still checking? Or are you waiting for everyone to forget again?
@PartyRoyalemo And you lot can shut up. Your party is entirely made up of females with no political rights. What party, anyway? THE MOJ HASN'T EVEN REGISTERED YOU! Fear God, you Herods!

@PartyFrontline Leave my mother out of this. She served in parliament under Amadeus Prower and, unlike your party members, she was at least an MP.

You discuss affairs of state as though you had already served several terms, passed laws and now come to share your experience. All I can see so far is a session in the feed.

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Miles I Prower

@FluffyMonarch

14/10/3246 · 7:16 pm#81

In reply to @kukanchyo · #80

@kukanchyo · #8014/10/3246 · 12:15 pm
I hope the Emperor doesn't sleep through Mobiania's birthday

I remember 10 December. I am putting the finishing touches to the electronic subjectship application form. I want the answers to actually tell us about the applicant, rather than just tick a box.

I will, of course, set an alarm for the anniversary too - if it will help me at all.

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Miles I Prower

@FluffyMonarch

12/10/3246 · 8:07 pm#75

In reply to @PawConnoisseur · #74

@PawConnoisseur · #7412/10/3246 · 7:38 pm
@FluffyMonarch Where is the decree, Milesy? We need a decree!

Under Decree № 094 of the Emperor of Mobiania, the 11 October deadline applies to the actions "develop", "determine" and "consider". I do not see the word "publish" there.

In my post #65, the 11 October deadline likewise applies to "Prepare a decree", rather than "Issue and publish a decree".

Yes, the decree has been prepared. No, I will not show it to you. It is being reviewed or something like that. Do not worry; until it is published, it has no legal force anyway.

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Miles I Prower

@FluffyMonarch

10/10/3246 · 10:12 am#65

There are exactly two months left until Mobiania's tenth anniversary. Several documents are on today's agenda.

Prepare a decree awarding Catherine her next class rank. I will issue it after she registers on VulpiNet.

Prepare a decree implementing Decree №094: the basic principles governing VulpiNet, development priorities through the end of the year, and a decision on access for foreign subjects, citizens and stateless individuals. The deadline is tomorrow, inclusive.

Finish the electronic subjectship application form.

Prepare regulations on subjectship as the basis for a future constitutional or Imperial law. The law itself must be adopted through the prescribed procedure.

And finally, prepare the Statute of the Order of Melissa. An award with such a history is long overdue for a properly documented statute.

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Miles I Prower

@FluffyMonarch

09/10/3246 · 3:46 pm#61

Checked the electronic subjectship application form. It allowed an application to be submitted without specifying any beliefs, yet insisted that the "Additional information" field be filled in. The priorities have been corrected.

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Miles I Prower

@FluffyMonarch

08/10/3246 · 11:47 pm#59

It seems I'll fall asleep in my office again tonight, snout buried in a pile of papers, with my PDA out of charge. This has been happening more and more often lately.

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Miles I Prower

@FluffyMonarch

06/10/3246 · 9:36 pm#49

Spent the whole day preparing the updated electronic subjectship application form. Perhaps it will include something similar to 8values. Or perhaps not?

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Miles I Prower

@FluffyMonarch

05/10/3246 · 8:51 pm#46

The VulpiNet national project working group is considering integrating subjectship applications into the Mobiania Government Portal interface so that candidates can submit them electronically.

The application form will not undergo significant changes and will continue to include information about the candidate’s political, ideological and religious beliefs.

We may take advantage of the electronic format and incorporate additional tests.

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Miles I Prower

@FluffyMonarch

05/10/3246 · 8:04 am#40

The national project's working group is assessing the justification for possible restrictions on Mobian cubs' access to VulpiNet. Registration may require attaching a scanned certificate confirming the absence of mental illnesses such as ADHD.

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Miles I Prower

@FluffyMonarch

04/10/3246 · 11:31 pm#37

In reply to @DeniusGenius · #35

@DeniusGenius · #3504/10/3246 · 11:25 pm
Sitting in Mobiania
This place is utterly oppressive

Also, under Decree №065, you were executed 2.5 years ago.
Enjoy your stay in Mobiania!

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Miles I Prower

@FluffyMonarch

04/10/3246 · 11:29 pm#36

In reply to @DeniusGenius · #35

@DeniusGenius · #3504/10/3246 · 11:25 pm
Sitting in Mobiania
This place is utterly oppressive

Your arse-snout is oppressive, not this place. We have magnificent renovations and a positive atmosphere. Thank you for being with us!

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Miles I Prower

@FluffyMonarch

04/10/3246 · 10:45 pm#32

I declare VulpiNet open!

Our network has connected Mobian paws since the first day of the Empire. Today it officially received the name VulpiNet, and its further development became a national project.

By 11 October, we shall establish the network’s unified visual identity, operating principles and development plans. I shall lead the project myself. Access for foreign users will be considered separately - for now, the network continues to operate as before.

Although, judging by your posts, you had no intention of waiting for permission.

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Miles I Prower

@FluffyMonarch

04/10/3246 · 9:00 pm#29

We respect the MPP court’s decision concerning the conflict between Nordlicht and so-called "Fembovaria". This court opened our eyes: the so-called "Fembovarians" are not victims of the conflict, but a full-fledged aggressor. With their own ambitions and intrigues. And the only Mobian fox allowed to weave intrigues is ME!

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Miles I Prower

@FluffyMonarch

04/10/3246 · 8:00 pm#28

The portal is open. The office asks you to report errors; I ask you to check that they are not your browser first. Tea may be sent without prior verification.

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Miles I Prower

@FluffyMonarch

02/10/3246 · 5:17 pm#17

Psi changed his body, not his individuality. I built him; I should know.

Anyone calling him a new model with an empty memory again will rewrite the catalogue by paw.

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Miles I Prower

@FluffyMonarch

27/09/3246 · 02:34 pm#6

You do not order the Ruby about; you negotiate. Asked for five quiet minutes and got a reason to check the clock. Wilful thing.

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Mobian Frontline Union

@PartyFrontline

18/10/3246 · 5:43 pm#98

In reply to @FluffyMonarch · #97

@FluffyMonarch · #9718/10/3246 · 5:41 pm
A left hook - and Melissa is now muted in real life as well. I think I've secured half an hour of peace and quiet for all of us.
You can get back to your work in peace. Just don't say "Frontliners" near her. She might wake up early.

Get rekt!

For this, we're prepared to express our fursonal gratitude to the Emperor. We can even make it a collective message from the whole party. If a formal submission is required, we'll draw one up.

But we're still waiting for the decree. Don't think this means you can go another week without publishing anything.

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Elizabeth Prower

@PawConnoisseur

18/10/3246 · 5:34 pm#96

Melissa spent half an hour explaining what pathetic troublemakers the Frontliners are.

i said they actually have a point about the elections.

now she's explaining how ungrateful i am.

@FluffyMonarch dad, let her post again. i can't take any more :<

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Mobian Frontline Union

@PartyFrontline

18/10/3246 · 12:39 am#95

In reply to @FluffyMonarch · #94

@FluffyMonarch · #9418/10/3246 · 12:26 am
@PartyFrontline Leave my mother out of this. She served in parliament under Amadeus Prower and, unlike your party members, she was at least an MP.
You discuss affairs of state as though you had already served several terms, passed laws and now come to share your experience. All I can see so far is a session in the feed.

@FluffyMonarch AT LEAST PARLIAMENT ACTUALLY MET UNDER AMADEUS!

You haven't called a single election throughout your entire reign. Not once. And now you're telling us we haven't served as MPs. Where? In which parliament? The one you've never convened?

Call an election, give us a chance to put forward candidates, and then compare how everyone performs. As it stands, you first prevent anyone from taking a seat in parliament, then hold that very fact against them. Pretty convenient, Milesy.

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Mobian Frontline Union

@PartyFrontline

18/10/3246 · 12:00 am#91

In reply to @FluffyMonarch · #75

@FluffyMonarch · #7512/10/3246 · 8:07 pm
Under Decree № 094 of the Emperor of Mobiania, the 11 October deadline applies to the actions "develop", "determine" and "consider". I do not see the word "publish" there.
In my post #65, the 11 October deadline likewise applies to "Prepare a decree", rather than "Issue and publish a decree".
Yes, the decree has been prepared. No, I will not show it to you. It is being reviewed or something like that. Do not worry; until it is published, it has no legal force anyway.

Motherfucker, Milesy, you were supposed to issue this decree a week ago.

You wrote on 12 October that it was already prepared. It's the 18th now. What are you still checking? Or are you waiting for everyone to forget again?

@PartyRoyalemo And you lot can shut up. Your party is entirely made up of females with no political rights. What party, anyway? THE MOJ HASN'T EVEN REGISTERED YOU! Fear God, you Herods!

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MP-122 "Psi"

@PsiChoticAdvisor

12/10/3246 · 8:19 pm#76

In reply to @FluffyMonarch · #75

@FluffyMonarch · #7512/10/3246 · 8:07 pm
Under Decree № 094 of the Emperor of Mobiania, the 11 October deadline applies to the actions "develop", "determine" and "consider". I do not see the word "publish" there.
In my post #65, the 11 October deadline likewise applies to "Prepare a decree", rather than "Issue and publish a decree".
Yes, the decree has been prepared. No, I will not show it to you. It is being reviewed or something like that. Do not worry; until it is published, it has no legal force anyway.

Sarcasm: the Creator does not break promises. He merely waits until the deadline has passed to explain exactly what he never promised. I recommend that his plans henceforth be read with the assistance of two lawyers and one theologian.

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Elizabeth Prower

@PawConnoisseur

12/10/3246 · 7:38 pm#74

@FluffyMonarch Where is the decree, Milesy? We need a decree!

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Mobian Frontline Union

@PartyFrontline

12/10/3246 · 7:12 pm#73

In reply to @FluffyMonarch · #65

@FluffyMonarch · #6510/10/3246 · 10:12 am
There are exactly two months left until Mobiania's tenth anniversary. Several documents are on today's agenda.
Prepare a decree awarding Catherine her next class rank. I will issue it after she registers on VulpiNet.
Prepare a decree implementing Decree №094: the basic principles governing VulpiNet, development priorities through the end of the year, and a decision on access for foreign subjects, citizens and stateless individuals. The deadline is tomorrow, inclusive.
Finish the electronic subjectship application form.
Prepare regulations on subjectship as the basis for a future constitutional or Imperial law. The law itself must be adopted through the prescribed procedure.
And finally, prepare the Statute of the Order of Melissa. An award with such a history is long overdue for a properly documented statute.

Today is 12 October. The promised decree implementing Decree №094 was supposed to have been prepared by yesterday, inclusive. We still have not seen it.

There are less than two months left until Mobiania's tenth anniversary. We would like to mark the anniversary with fulfilled promises, rather than yet another explanation of why we misunderstood the Emperor.

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Elizabeth Prower

@PawConnoisseur

10/10/3246 · 6:45 pm#71

In reply to @FluffyMonarch · #65

@FluffyMonarch · #6510/10/3246 · 10:12 am
There are exactly two months left until Mobiania's tenth anniversary. Several documents are on today's agenda.
Prepare a decree awarding Catherine her next class rank. I will issue it after she registers on VulpiNet.
Prepare a decree implementing Decree №094: the basic principles governing VulpiNet, development priorities through the end of the year, and a decision on access for foreign subjects, citizens and stateless individuals. The deadline is tomorrow, inclusive.
Finish the electronic subjectship application form.
Prepare regulations on subjectship as the basis for a future constitutional or Imperial law. The law itself must be adopted through the prescribed procedure.
And finally, prepare the Statute of the Order of Melissa. An award with such a history is long overdue for a properly documented statute.

glory to Mobiania!!! and for the upcoming anniversary will there be Fiona's tasty and sweaty paws in a honey cake? :>

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Mobian Frontline Union

@PartyFrontline

10/10/3246 · 3:08 pm#69

In reply to @FluffyMonarch · #65

@FluffyMonarch · #6510/10/3246 · 10:12 am
There are exactly two months left until Mobiania's tenth anniversary. Several documents are on today's agenda.
Prepare a decree awarding Catherine her next class rank. I will issue it after she registers on VulpiNet.
Prepare a decree implementing Decree №094: the basic principles governing VulpiNet, development priorities through the end of the year, and a decision on access for foreign subjects, citizens and stateless individuals. The deadline is tomorrow, inclusive.
Finish the electronic subjectship application form.
Prepare regulations on subjectship as the basis for a future constitutional or Imperial law. The law itself must be adopted through the prescribed procedure.
And finally, prepare the Statute of the Order of Melissa. An award with such a history is long overdue for a properly documented statute.

Exactly two months until Mobiania's tenth anniversary. Once again, we are being asked to trust the Emperor's public list of plans.

We remember the promises made for the seventh anniversary. For the ninth anniversary, the educational video "What Is Mobiania?" was supposed to be released on 10 December 3245. It was only completed and published by 12 December.

What grounds are there for believing the Emperor will not screw Mobiania over yet again this time?

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United Mobiania

@PartyUnimob

10/10/3246 · 01:42 pm#68

In reply to @FluffyMonarch · #65

@FluffyMonarch · #6510/10/3246 · 10:12 am
There are exactly two months left until Mobiania's tenth anniversary. Several documents are on today's agenda.
Prepare a decree awarding Catherine her next class rank. I will issue it after she registers on VulpiNet.
Prepare a decree implementing Decree №094: the basic principles governing VulpiNet, development priorities through the end of the year, and a decision on access for foreign subjects, citizens and stateless individuals. The deadline is tomorrow, inclusive.
Finish the electronic subjectship application form.
Prepare regulations on subjectship as the basis for a future constitutional or Imperial law. The law itself must be adopted through the prescribed procedure.
And finally, prepare the Statute of the Order of Melissa. An award with such a history is long overdue for a properly documented statute.

There are exactly two months left until Mobiania's tenth anniversary.

In view of the party's lack of members and supporters, "United Mobiania" refrains from expressing a position on the plans announced by the Emperor and preparations for the anniversary.

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Royalist League of Mobiania

@PartyRoyalemo

10/10/3246 · 12:17 pm#67

In reply to @FluffyMonarch · #65

@FluffyMonarch · #6510/10/3246 · 10:12 am
There are exactly two months left until Mobiania's tenth anniversary. Several documents are on today's agenda.
Prepare a decree awarding Catherine her next class rank. I will issue it after she registers on VulpiNet.
Prepare a decree implementing Decree №094: the basic principles governing VulpiNet, development priorities through the end of the year, and a decision on access for foreign subjects, citizens and stateless individuals. The deadline is tomorrow, inclusive.
Finish the electronic subjectship application form.
Prepare regulations on subjectship as the basis for a future constitutional or Imperial law. The law itself must be adopted through the prescribed procedure.
And finally, prepare the Statute of the Order of Melissa. An award with such a history is long overdue for a properly documented statute.

There are exactly two months left until Mobiania's tenth anniversary. Royalemo fully supports the Emperor's work plan: every initiative of his deserves trust even before its text is published.

We are confident that the brevity of His Majesty's replies is solely due to his workload ahead of the anniversary and does not indicate a loss of trust in anyone in his immediate circle.

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MP-122 "Psi"

@PsiChoticAdvisor

10/10/3246 · 11:03 am#66

In reply to @FluffyMonarch · #65

@FluffyMonarch · #6510/10/3246 · 10:12 am
There are exactly two months left until Mobiania's tenth anniversary. Several documents are on today's agenda.
Prepare a decree awarding Catherine her next class rank. I will issue it after she registers on VulpiNet.
Prepare a decree implementing Decree №094: the basic principles governing VulpiNet, development priorities through the end of the year, and a decision on access for foreign subjects, citizens and stateless individuals. The deadline is tomorrow, inclusive.
Finish the electronic subjectship application form.
Prepare regulations on subjectship as the basis for a future constitutional or Imperial law. The law itself must be adopted through the prescribed procedure.
And finally, prepare the Statute of the Order of Melissa. An award with such a history is long overdue for a properly documented statute.

Sarcasm: exactly two months until Mobiania's tenth anniversary, one day until the deadline for implementing Decree №094. Naturally, both circumstances require several more documents to be added to the work plan immediately. The Creator's sleep has been deemed an optional annex.

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Admin

@Admin

05/10/3246 · 01:35 pm#42

@everyone Maintenance is complete. Thank you for waiting.

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Admin

@Admin

05/10/3246 · 9:00 am#41

@everyone Maintenance will be carried out on Mobiania's government portal today. Maintenance window: from 9:30 am until the work is completed.

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Felix Foxley

@MidnightYiff

05/10/3246 · 12:16 am#38

In reply to @FluffyMonarch · #6

@FluffyMonarch · #627/09/3246 · 02:34 pm
You do not order the Ruby about; you negotiate. Asked for five quiet minutes and got a reason to check the clock. Wilful thing.

VeRiFy YoR cOcK 🕛 🕛 🕛

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Oswald Foxwood

@SorrowfulFox

04/10/3246 · 9:24 pm#31

In reply to @FluffyMonarch · #29

@FluffyMonarch · #2904/10/3246 · 9:00 pm
We respect the MPP court’s decision concerning the conflict between Nordlicht and so-called "Fembovaria". This court opened our eyes: the so-called "Fembovarians" are not victims of the conflict, but a full-fledged aggressor. With their own ambitions and intrigues. And the only Mobian fox allowed to weave intrigues is ME!

The Emperor is right as always; you can see that even from the grave. Hail Mobiania!

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George Clifford

@kukanchyo

04/10/3246 · 9:23 pm#30

In reply to @FluffyMonarch · #29

@FluffyMonarch · #2904/10/3246 · 9:00 pm
We respect the MPP court’s decision concerning the conflict between Nordlicht and so-called "Fembovaria". This court opened our eyes: the so-called "Fembovarians" are not victims of the conflict, but a full-fledged aggressor. With their own ambitions and intrigues. And the only Mobian fox allowed to weave intrigues is ME!

I am not a representative of so-called Fembovaria. I live in the Foxward district, in the Hilarious Prices shopping centre, on the 5th floor, in a private room, with a professional stripper.

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